therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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