those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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