So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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