Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
4 words: hood of his car
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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