I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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