How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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