i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.