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(224): View more from Illinois

The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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(773): View more from Illinois

You're such a slut.

(318): View more from Louisiana

I prefer opportunist.

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(760): View more from California

i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have

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(661): View more from California

It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets

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(303): View more from Colorado

he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper

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(954): View more from Florida

I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.

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