i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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