Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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