Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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