Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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