And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So. Much. Porn.
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