Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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