was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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