fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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