yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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