I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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