i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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