I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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