Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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