One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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