North Korea, Best Korea!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.