SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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