No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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