you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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