I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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