I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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