Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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