I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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