question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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