Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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