On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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