I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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