If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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