You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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