She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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