Who wears a wallet chain?!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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