You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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