My cat gives me a boner
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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