I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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