yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
