just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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