It's just like the Real World with babies
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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