his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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