So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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