What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
It's blow job season.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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