So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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