In the future we'll all be gay
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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