I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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