Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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