It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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