at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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