I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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